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Travel and Leisure has put together a comprehensive list of their picks for top hotels around the world:

The T+L 500, a compendium of the greatest hotels around the globe, as chosen by Travel + Leisure readers in our annual World's Best Awards survey. To assist you even further, we've called on T+L insiders from Sweden to South Africa, from Chile to Thailand, to give us the scoop on each property. On the following pages, you'll learn not only how readers thought these hotels compared (see the overall score) but also what distinguishes them from their competitors, where the best rooms are in each, and how to make the most of your stay. It's the ultimate hotel guide—and it's yours to use all year long.

The list is sortable by service, value, location, food, screaming kids per sq. foot, and carpet color. Well, not the last two, but I'd pay to know carpet color before I arrived. Nothing bums me out more than a brown carpet. Read the whole article here. BTW, is anyone else amused by some of the names of the hotels on the list? Or am I just bored today?

• Tu Tu' Tun Lodge Like in really fat ballerinas?
• Willard InterContinental Wasn't Willard a movie about man eating rats? Or was it rat eating men?
• White Barn Inn Rooms come with a barnyard animal of your choice. Suuuweeeee.
• Jekyll Island Club Hotel Rule #1 of hotel naming. No schizophrenic homicidal maniacs, even if they're just fiction.
• Die Swaene Is it me or is it just plain weird to name your hotel Die Swine...
• CuisinArt Resort & Spa Free blender with stay.