Mobissimo

Is that a monkey under your hat or are you just glad to see me?  A passenger from Lima, Peru smuggled a small monkey into the United States:

 NEW YORK - A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.

The monkey escapade began in Lima, Peru, late Monday, when the man boarded a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., said Spirit Airlines spokeswoman Alison Russell. After landing Tuesday morning, the man waited several hours before catching a connecting flight to LaGuardia Airport.

Brings a whole new meaning to Zoo York.  Zing!